Wednesday, 22 July 2015

IOS 9 Beta

So I joined the iOS9 Public Beta earlier this week, and I must say it's been a pretty crap experience:

1) Interscreen swipes are jumpy and slow
2) Apps (both 3rd party and native) crash on a regular basis
3) Launching of apps is significantly slower

I've ran Apple betas in the past, and I'm fully signed up to the fact that a Beta is not the finished product. I just find it interesting to note the (perceived) "unreadiness" of this Beta. Remember that Beta is the step before release. I wonder whether or not Apple is struggling to keep up with the annual hamster wheel that it has created. With growth comes sludge.....

Yorkshire Three Peaks Challenge for Luna

Luna’s Legends – Yorkshire Three Peaks Challenge 

Safety First!

As you all know, I am very health and safety conscious, and am often found lounging at home in a high-vis vest, or shaking my fist at people careering past me at 70mph on the motorways. I often tell the children “taking the fun out of something is a good thing as long as we make it super-safe”.

Joking aside, I thought it would be good to help people prepare for the event with some words of caution and some pointers in terms of equipment that you should bring/buy/get.

PART 1: Don’t mess with a mountain, even a small one

So even though here in the UK our hills and mountains are pretty small compared to other areas of the world, we have something that makes them just as dangerous; exceptionally unpredictable weather.
It is really common to set out on a lovely summer’s day hike and two hours later to be huddled on the floor unable to move due to heavy fog or high winds. I’m not exaggerating. So with that in mind, I would like people to understand:

  1. We will be operating under safe hillwalking practice.  We are hiring a local guide, as I’m not comfortable being responsible for a larger group of inexperienced hikers in an area that I do not know well myself.
  2. We expect everyone to pay attention to the kit list and come prepared appropriately (see below)
  3. On the day, we need to flexible enough to decide to change goals if the weather or conditions do not support finishing the day safely.
  4. Please do some research on the route we are taking (start here). We will commence from Pen-y-Ghent.
  5. I would suggest doing some long walks for training. On the day it will likely take us between 9 and 12 hours, and although we will be taking it easy and staying together, it will be hard work.

So not wanting to spoil the mood, this is a pretty tough challenge, and I don’t want people thinking that this is a fun stroll up a few hills…

PART 2: Kit List

Regardless of the weather looking ok, bring the following:


1. Base layers. DON’T WEAR COTTON!! It will get sweaty and won’t breath and you will a) stink b) feel awful. Try stuff like this:

2. Warm Mid-layer. This is usually a soft shell or fleece. It keeps you warm and goes under your top layer

3.Outdoor waterproof layer. This is the coat that goes right on the outside, and keeps you dry. Preferably Gore-Tex or other breathable material. Will have a hood that can fit over a hat and keep you snug. Might have amusingly titled “pit zips”. Either way, get something decent. It will last for years.

4. Hiking trousers. Not jeans please. Something like this as an example.
5. Waterproof Trousers. a separate pair packed away that you can put over your trousers when you need them.  I’ve used these ones for years, but you can buy similar ones everywhere. Not exactly fashionable but when everything is wet it means you can actually sit down without getting a wet bum!

6. Warm Hat and Gloves

7. Footwear. No trainers (obviously). Make sure they have decent soles (Vibram etc), and have ankle support. Doesn’t matter if they are leather or synthetic, we aren’t ice climbing in winter. But please please please do not turn up with a brand new pair of boots you have not worn before. Make sure you do a few miles in them first!

8. Warm walking socks and a spare pair in case you get soaked

I would say that ALL of the above is mandatory. Item 6 we may not need if the weather is good but you really need to have them just in case.

Other Equipment
  1. Rucksack. Some of the stuff above you might not even wear on the day, so you’ll need a daypack or a rucksack to put it all in. I’d say  a 20 to 30 litres pack should do the job. Also, stick a black bin liner in it as a) useful as a rubbish bag b) also can be used as a waterproof liner if your rucksack turns out to be not that waterproof.
  2. Map and walking compass – don’t bring if you don’t know how to use them! I will have maps/compass and so will the guide.
  3. Torch – just in case. Nothing ginormous but something that a) has batteries in it b) works. LED Head torch is fine (and amusing for the rest of the party); normal torch also fine.
  4. Water containers. I will need to check but I’d normally bring 2-5 litres of water. So a couple of containers. Your shiny new rucksack might have little pockets on the side to hold them #cool
  5. Sunglasses and sun cream. Even if it’s pissing down, chuck some in.
  6. If you have a walking GPS, then bring it! Phones don’t generally work on mountains so you should never rely on them.
  7. A whistle. Dig one out from your raving drawer and stick it in. I got rescued once by the North Wales Mountain Rescue team in heavy fog and we used whistles so they could find us! They’re about a quid and will last for about 8000 years so a good investment. #notsocool
  8. Food. So snacks you can eat on the go. Also pack sandwiches for at least 2 meals, plus some high energy snacks/food.
  9. Don’t bring anything you aren’t happy to carry on your back for 12 hours. So pack light.

Sophie’s amendment – Bring a small hip flask containing alcohol, to have a celebration swig at the top of each mountain...

We will release a more detailed itinerary in a few weeks about where to meet, the route, where people are staying etc. If you have any questions on the above though, drop Peter a line on or on those social networks thingies.